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RunAds builds your Google Ads, writes the ads and moves budget to what's selling, so you get more sales for less spend.
Your first $100 of managed spend is free. Trusted by 1,500+ businesses across 20+ industries
NEW Manage your ads from Claude or ChatGPTYou give it a goal and a daily budget. An agent reads your Google Ads account and your products, plans the campaigns, writes the ads and makes the images. Then it stops and waits for your approval. Once you approve, it launches and watches the results for 14 days.
Watch a campaign go from a few business details to keywords, ad copy and a published Google Ads campaign.
Plays nice with the rest of your stack
Paste your website. The AI reads it and writes real Google ads for your brand, right here.
Mission Control is the agent inside RunAds. You give it a goal and a daily budget. It does the work of a media buyer, then stops and waits for you before anything reaches Google.
The agent reads your Google Ads account first: what is running, what the last 14 days returned and what your store and pixel say sold.
It reads your products and product pages, then plans the campaigns, budgets and bidding. Demand Gen for your products, plus a feed-only Performance Max campaign.
It writes the headlines and descriptions and makes the image ads. Your real product photos guide every image, and your real logo goes on them.
Google checks every campaign in a dry run first. Then the agent stops and hands you one launch card. Change budgets, bidding, copy or any image. Nothing is created until you approve.
After you approve, it launches through the Google Ads API and watches the account for 14 days. Disapproved ads and missing spend get flagged. Bid and budget steps come back to you as approval cards.
The agent reads your Google Ads account first: what is running, what the last 14 days returned and what your store and pixel say sold.
It reads your products and product pages, then plans the campaigns, budgets and bidding. Demand Gen for your products, plus a feed-only Performance Max campaign.
It writes the headlines and descriptions and makes the image ads. Your real product photos guide every image, and your real logo goes on them.
Google checks every campaign in a dry run first. Then the agent stops and hands you one launch card. Change budgets, bidding, copy or any image. Nothing is created until you approve.
After you approve, it launches through the Google Ads API and watches the account for 14 days. Disapproved ads and missing spend get flagged. Bid and budget steps come back to you as approval cards.
The playbooks come from real accounts: when to scale, when to cut, what to bid. The same strategies and data now run inside RunAds.
Caleb helped us reach our first $100M/year and has delivered consistent year-over-year growth since 2022. The strategies are next level.
Innovative strategies that exceeded our expectations. Their approach has been pivotal for our business trajectory and profitable growth.
First time in 20 years that a 3rd-party media buyer outperformed our internal team. The AI-driven optimization is unlike anything we've seen.










Real campaigns managed by Caleb Canales, 2023-2024. Results vary by account, industry, and budget.


The real dashboard, shown with a sample account.
Missions, Bulk Launcher, Search, Shopping, Performance Max, Demand Gen and Local Service Ads, one click from the dashboard.
Approve a launch card, check spend or ask Caleb AI a question from anywhere.
Agencies switch between client accounts from the header, with the agent scoped to each one.
One night of Caleb on an account: bids, fraud, negatives, budget moves and a report waiting in the morning. Ask it anything in plain English.
Why CPA moved, what to pause, where the next $500 should go.
Scan your site and build a full account of search campaigns in one pass. One page can become a set of campaigns, each aimed at a different buyer intent.
Server-side tracking with automatic gclid attribution. Real orders flow back to Google Ads and to the AI.
Bots and repeat clickers get flagged and excluded, so budget goes to people who might buy.
Every ad gets a letter grade and the reasons behind it, so you know which ones to fix first.
Connect the account you already have. You get a plain list of what is wasting money and what to fix first.
Connect RunAds as an MCP server and ask for reports, budget changes or new campaigns from the assistant you already use. Changes still wait for your approval.
RunAds comes out of Every Friday, a performance marketing agency. The playbooks the agent follows are the ones our media buyers use on client accounts every day: how to structure a launch, when to raise a budget and when to leave a winner alone.
Launch your first campaign in an afternoon. Approve what goes live. Pay as you spend.
Manage every client from one login, with Caleb AI scoped to each account and white-glove onboarding.
500 free credits, your first $100 of Google ad spend. Then 5 credits per $1 of Google ad spend: 4 above $10,000 a month, 3.5 above $100,000, 3 above $1,000,000. AI is unlimited on every plan. Agencies managing multiple clients have monthly plans.
For one business running its own Google Ads. Your first $100 of ad spend is covered, then 5 credits per $1, less as you grow.
One flat price. Covers up to $10,000 a month of managed spend. Spend above that uses credits at your rate.
Manage multiple client Google Ads accounts under one login.
No contracts, no trial clock. You pay Google directly for your ad spend.
No. If you don't have one, we walk you through creating a free Google Ads account during onboarding. It takes about 5 minutes and we guide you every step of the way.
No. Missions run in approval mode. The agent builds the launch, Google checks it in a dry run, and nothing is created in your account until you approve the launch card. Budget and bid changes after launch come back to you as approval cards too.
Agencies charge $1,500 to $5,000/month in management fees and still require your involvement. RunAds.ai manages your campaigns 24/7 for a fraction of the cost, with full transparency and no long-term contracts.
We support Google Search, Performance Max, Shopping, and Demand Gen campaigns, covering all of Google's ad inventory.
Caleb monitors your campaigns daily, adjusts bids based on performance data, pauses underperforming ads, scales what's working, and sends you weekly reports. You can also message Caleb directly to ask questions or request changes.
New advertisers who connect Google Ads through RunAds get an ad credit from Google after meeting the minimum spend on the offer they pick: $2,600 for spending $1,300, $11,600 for $5,800, or $20,000 for $10,000, within the first 60 days. Terms apply.
Every plan includes the full AI dashboard: Caleb AI chat, Campaign Portfolio, Bulk Campaign Launcher, Account Audit, Agent Activity, Campaign Planner, and Swipe Vault. The difference between plans is the number of client accounts you can manage.
500 free credits. No contract.